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Lawyer Jokes

Two legal problems

A man needing some legal help walks into a law firm. He asks an attorney: "If I give you $300 to help answer two legal problems I have, will you help me?" The attorney replies: "Sure, what's the other question?"

Only six months to live

A doctor told his patient that his test results indicated that she had a rare disease and had only six months to live."That's such a short amount of time, doctor. Isn't there anything I can do?" pleaded the patient."Marry a lawyer," the doctor advised. "It will be the longest six months of your life."

Perfect time

Two lawyers are in a bank, when, suddenly, armed robbers burst in, waving guns and yelling for everyone to freeze. While several of the robbers take the money from the tellers, others line the customers, including the lawyers, up against a wall, and proceed to take their wallets, watches, and other valuables. While this is going on, one of the lawyers jams something into the other lawyer's hand. Without looking down, the second lawyer whispers: "What is this?"The first lawyer replies: "It's the $100 I owe you."

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100 meters south and 250 meters east from Casa Italia
Next to the Venezuelan Embassy
San José, Costa Rica 10104